the life and times of qarpess
Hey, put on a coat! It’s like 20 degrees outside!
aww, someone made snow angles
what acute picture
IT’S LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAAAAAAAINS
I LITERALLY STARTED SCREAMING ‘OH MY GOD’ AT THE COMPUTER
WHAT DID YOU DO
the music really made this-
Oh my everloving god
I like how even in jokes we pretend the second one didn’t happen
Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.”
"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”
welcome to my blog
the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened
Kids playing with a water hose during coast guard demonstration.
when ur the only person who doesnt understand something